Jimmy's boa + Miss Peachtree's poodle = ??

While some of you are writing papers and solving page-long calculus problems for homework, I get to make a book box.  Basically, it's elements from a story that you put in a box so you have concrete visuals when you tell the story:

Jimmy's Boa ate Miss Ivy's rare Yellow-Spotted Bongo plant
so Miss Ivy fainted
and hit Miss Peachtree
who dropped her poodle into the punch bowl
cauing the poodle to sneeze punch on Miss Greenleaf
whose alligator purse caught Mrs. Rosebud's wig.

Elementary education = the best major ever.

RTD: Put down your Stephen King and Nichloas Sparks and pick up a kid's book.  You'd be surprised how much good children's literature is out there.